smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
Cheeky uni library selfie because it’s summer and the library is empty and what on earth am I doing here?
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed