thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

Source?

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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study-spo:

If Frodo can get the ring to Mordor, you can study for an hour today.

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

lookinmyroom:

Roomspiration here✨

lookinmyroom:

Roomspiration here✨

actuallyiscoops:

your-god-is-a-twat:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

They also have a very firm grasp on the words cunt and twat, as illustrated above

Dickhead is another favourite, knobjockey perhaps too if you’re feeling adventurous.

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

justcadi:

karibu-nyumbani:

marveloki:

You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”?

If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.

hELLO

THIS