robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x] 

pleatedjeans:

hahaha her face is priceless. [x

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

Cheeky uni library selfie because it’s summer and the library is empty and what on earth am I doing here?

Cheeky uni library selfie because it’s summer and the library is empty and what on earth am I doing here?

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

welshwhalefromwales asked:
"Where are you from in Wales? :)"

A little seaside village called Burry Port :) Up in England for university atm though :)