So fucking powerful.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
If Frodo can get the ring to Mordor, you can study for an hour today.
Say it ain’t so Snoop :/
how to cover dark circles
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
They also have a very firm grasp on the words cunt and twat, as illustrated above
Dickhead is another favourite, knobjockey perhaps too if you’re feeling adventurous.
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”?
If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.